A.) Our mail takes sooooo long from here that it would be Easter by the time you got the card.
B.) My cousin stole our idea for a Christmas card and sent this out.

The only difference was that our Christmas card was going to be a nudey photo of MH with The Dog. The good thing is that by next year you'll all forget about the above picture. You probably won't be able to get the image of Nudey MH out of your mind for a much much longer time, however. Sorry about that.
An early Merry Christmas to you...